TALK ABOUT IRONY:

I was going to lead today's post w/ something below (marked 2), but NOOOOOO!!!! The LA Times had to go and change my plans.

We scored - go Kevin Crust! Believe it or not, Neil w/ FIXED intended from the beginning to portray Matthew as described - an elusive castrator. DON'T ASK what that says about Neil bec. I still don't know.